Now, I've known this for a while;
...driving friggin' sucks....
It's a hard, stressful, nerve racking, blood pressure raising SPORT. (Yes, driving is a sport to me). And when you're the one driving, take that list above, and times that by ten....
But what makes driving absolutely horrid, is the annoying, dumb-ass, hard-headed, ungrateful, arrogant, selfish people driving next to you.... They're just plain evil and dangerous!!
You have;
The-tailgater
The-cut-you-off
The-I'm-just-too-damn-busy-looking-at-myself-in-the-mirror
The-I'm-just-too-damn-busy-texting/talking/using-my-phone
The-I'm-just-too-damn-busy-with-something-else-to-pay-attention-to-the-damn-road
The-drunk-ass-at-noon
The-hungover-dumb-ass
The-dumb-ass-drunk-at-night
The-dumb-ass
The-elderly
The-elderly-who-think-they're-still-young
The-newbies (which is kinda me XD)
The-one-who-is-too-busy-with-their-high-ass-friends-in-the-back.
The-I-actually-don't-know-how-to-drive-worth-shit-but-here-I-am-driving
The-"OMG I'M SO FU*KING LATE!!"
The-angry-as-shit
The-plain-manic
The-ohhh-look-at-that
The-mom
The-bad-ass
The-I-have-never-drove-in-America-before-...-why-are-they-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-road
All of the above equals about 98%
And then you have the other 2%;
The-I'm-just-going-to-stay-home
The-bus-rider
The-"I SHALL ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD AND OTHER DRIVERS, AND BE SAFE!!"
Sad, just so bloody sad.
That's all I can think of right now. But just let me go out into the road, and I'm sure I'll find a few more...
If you have encountered a new species of driver, please, enlighten me in the comment box below...
Be careful, drive safe.
And,
PAY ATTENTION TO THE DAMN ROAD!
You are too funny and intelligent….I’ve couldn’t say it better….
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