Hi my favorite peoples!! (You're my favorite cause you actually take time out of your life to read this...)Alright, homeschooling is my topic today (I wanted to talk about my day, but it wouldn't make sense unless I introduce this.)

For those of you who don't know, I am a homeschooler... And I get asked the most ridiculous questions ever. Here are some of the most asked questions that I get... Each one of these have wonderful sarcastic answers, but I just can't list them all.

"Oh, you're a homeschooler... So, do you like, have a life?"
........Yes, I have a life...

"Oh, so you don't have a relationship, do you?"
No, I don't have a bf, not because I'm socially deprived (WHICH I'M NOT!), it's because I have my own morals... Gosh.

"OMG! You're homeschooled!? That means you don't DO anything! Like you can't even have a PROM! That is so horrible!! I'm SO sorry!!"
Um. Yes, us homeschoolers DO have our own proms, dances, outings, graduations (we aren't cavemen, guys...) In fact, I'm going to a spring dance in May...

"Ooooh, a homeschooler. So like. Um, that means you are like, uber smart, right????"
Well, if you are comparing me to you. Then yes. I'm smarter....

"Aww, homeschooled... That means you're friendless...." (I have a FEW responses to this)
Um, I've been talking to you for a few months, haven't I? Not my friend, I guess.
Wow, thanks a lot, calling me friendless, polite of you...
Yes. I'm all alone, there's no-one here beside me!!
No, dumb-ass, I do have friends. And you are definitely not one of them...

"You don't have Physical Ed."
Um, I actually DO... Are you calling me fat or something?

"Oh, homeschooler. Guess you not goin' to college then..."
Umm... Yes, I am going to college... And two years earlier than YOU...

"Homeschooled!? That mans you can do WHATEVER you want!"
Homeschooled doesn't mean I'm a lazy ass. But my life IS better than yours...

"Oh...You're homeschooled........*Awkward silence*"



So there you have it... Our wonderful generation of children (and some of these questions, ADULTS, ask me, sad, just sad).
Beautiful, isn't it?

If you are one of those people that ask these questions, then, God be with you... And see you at college...


*Music!*   "...Cause I'm all alone. There's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone. There's no one to deride me! But you gotta have friends!!..."