Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Now, I've known this for a while;

...driving friggin' sucks....

It's a hard, stressful, nerve racking, blood pressure raising SPORT. (Yes, driving is a sport to me). And when you're the one driving, take that list above, and times that by ten....
But what makes driving absolutely horrid, is the annoying, dumb-ass, hard-headed, ungrateful, arrogant, selfish people driving next to you.... They're just plain evil and dangerous!!

You have;

The-tailgater
The-cut-you-off
The-I'm-just-too-damn-busy-looking-at-myself-in-the-mirror
The-I'm-just-too-damn-busy-texting/talking/using-my-phone
The-I'm-just-too-damn-busy-with-something-else-to-pay-attention-to-the-damn-road
The-drunk-ass-at-noon
The-hungover-dumb-ass
The-dumb-ass-drunk-at-night
The-dumb-ass
The-elderly
The-elderly-who-think-they're-still-young
The-newbies (which is kinda me XD)
The-one-who-is-too-busy-with-their-high-ass-friends-in-the-back.
The-I-actually-don't-know-how-to-drive-worth-shit-but-here-I-am-driving
The-"OMG I'M SO FU*KING LATE!!"
The-angry-as-shit
The-plain-manic
The-ohhh-look-at-that
The-mom
The-bad-ass
The-I-have-never-drove-in-America-before-...-why-are-they-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-road

All of the above equals about 98%


And then you have the other 2%;

The-I'm-just-going-to-stay-home
The-bus-rider
The-"I SHALL ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD AND OTHER DRIVERS, AND BE SAFE!!"


Sad, just so bloody sad.
That's all I can think of right now. But just let me go out into the road, and I'm sure I'll find a few more...

If you have encountered a new species of driver, please, enlighten me in the comment box below...

Be careful, drive safe.
And,

PAY ATTENTION TO THE DAMN ROAD!

1 comment:

  1. You are too funny and intelligent….I’ve couldn’t say it better….

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