Nursery
rhymes, songs, stories:
“…He
bumped his head and went to “bed” and *never* woke up in the morning…”
....The old guy
just friggin' died...
“…Rub-a-dub-dub,*
three men* in a *tub*…”
What the
in f*ck…?
“Fee! Fie!
Foe! Fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he 'live, or be he dead,I'll
grind his bones to make my bread.”
Umm, ew…
F*cking disgusting cannibalistic weirdo.
“Georgie
Porgie, puddin' and pie,Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came
out to play,Georgie Porgie ran away.”
What the
Hell? Bloody pervert…
“Rock-a-bye baby,
on the treetops,When the wind blows, the cradle will rock,When the bough
breaks, the cradle will fall,And down will come baby, cradle and all."
You're singing to the baby, about a baby going to sleep, and falling to its death.
“Three little
monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head…”
This one doesn’t even make sense to me…
“Jack and the
Beanstalk….A kid trades a cow for magic beans, they grow into a huge ass plant
climbing into the sky at the door of the giant’s castle. The kid climbs it, goes
into the giant’s home, steals all his stuff. The giant wants his stuff back but
the kid kills him… The kid's mother and the town cheer him on and are SO proud of him”
Tell me again, why are we telling kids these stoires, as if they are good?
“He sees you when you're
sleeping and he knows when you're
awake”
That’s creepy, f*cking stalker that’s all Santa is…
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".....Grandma got ranover by a reindeer..."
Poor Grandma, she'll be missed... Anyone else have any words to say?? *sobs*
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So, do you see my point? I mean like, what in the hell are we thinking?? And these are just a FEW, these were the ones that were just on the top of my head... Do you know just HOW many more are out there??
And don't get me started on the Disney movies, and our current cartoons that children watch...
Can you guys name anymore? 'Cause I sure as hell do....
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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