Sick...

Hi everyone... It's blogging ti-! *cough* ... time.
Just a quick heads up to everyone, this post might be filled with absolute non-sense, random, weirdness, because I'm really sick, so..so I'm probably not thinking straight.

This has got to be the worst sickness I've had in years. I don't usually get sick, but just outta frickin' NO-where (a few days ago), I get this high fever, aches and pains, sore throat, coughs, headaches, uncomfortableness, and can't sleep...
Now, I have a sinus headache and runny nose to just make things worse. There's like, Kleenex EVERYWHERE.
OH, and I wake up this morning to find that I can't taste ANYTHING... Even my coffee:(

What's the point of food if you can't taste it!?! I'm friggin' pissed.
AND, while I write this, my ears are slowly getting plugged.........yay....


..Whatever....




Okay, if I don't get to post something else by Sunday, I just wanted to say...
Happy Mother's Day, to all the moms out there!!
And especially to my mom;

I love you so much!! Thank you for EVEYTHING you do, you really are amazing. Even when I piss you off, or you piss me off and I just want to smack you (I'm sure you want to do the same XD) I love you SO, so much... The whole world knows that I love you so much. Thank you for being my;

Teacher
Chef
Chauffeur
Maid
Babysitter
Role model
Psychiatrist
Nurse
Friend
Mom

I love you
(Less than three) <3

Our messed stories, our messed up kids...

 So here's something that I've noticed, that’s very, odd… The stuff we read and sing to children…. Yeah, it’s messed up. Have you ever actually listened to that stuff? The nursery rhymes and stories? I mean like, we wonder why the kids are so damn wild and violent. Here's some examples, see if you know what I mean...

Nursery rhymes, songs, stories:

“…He bumped his head and went to “bed” and *never* woke up in the morning…”

....The old guy just friggin' died...

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“…Rub-a-dub-dub,* three men* in a *tub*…”

What the in f*ck…?

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“Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he 'live, or be he dead,I'll grind his bones to make my bread.”

Umm, ew… F*cking disgusting cannibalistic weirdo.

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“Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie,Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play,Georgie Porgie ran away.”

What the Hell? Bloody pervert…

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“Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetops,When the wind blows, the cradle will rock,When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall,And down will come baby, cradle and all." 

You're singing to the baby, about a baby going to sleep, and falling to its death.

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“Three little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head…”

This one doesn’t even make sense to me…

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“Jack and the Beanstalk….A kid trades a cow for magic beans, they grow into a huge ass plant climbing into the sky at the door of the giant’s castle. The kid climbs it, goes into the giant’s home, steals all his stuff. The giant wants his stuff back but the kid kills him… The kid's mother and the town cheer him on and are SO proud of him”

Well this kid was CLEARLY raised wrong. He steals then kills and everyone is happy, yup, definitely f*cked up.

Tell me again, why are we telling kids these stoires, as if they are good?

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“He sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake”

That’s creepy, f*cking stalker that’s all Santa is…

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".....Grandma got ranover by a reindeer..."

Poor Grandma, she'll be missed... Anyone else have any words to say?? *sobs*

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So, do you see my point? I mean like, what in the hell are we thinking?? And these are just a FEW, these were the ones that were just on the top of my head... Do you know just HOW many more are out there??
And don't get me started on the Disney movies, and our current cartoons that children watch...
Can you guys name anymore? 'Cause I sure as hell do....

....Diets.....

We dread it, we want it to work. Some know how to stick to it, others forget about it the week after... Some are good, others are bad. Some are addicted to them, and some just can't get addicted to them. We wish we could JUST get addicted to them....

Diets.....


Most of the time for me, I gain more weight on a diet, than just eating normally...
Don't ask me how, I just do...
I guess I lose weight SO very, very slowly, I just get annoyed and pissed, and then I raid the fridge in anger... Yup. That makes sense.
This is how my diet goes...

2 days before diet:
Hmm, I think I need to go on a diet, lose some weight, start exercising, be healthy.... Yeah, that's what I'll do, I'm going on a diet!!! It'll be awesome! I'll even drop a size or TWO! I'd look even more sexy than I already do!! WHOOO!!!
I'll start tomorrow though..... 'Cause... Because I want to spend as much time with food as possible today.........Yeah........

Day before diet:
I..I.....I didn't spend enough time with my food... I didn't get to eat the things I wanted to eat... I.I'll.... I'LL START TOMORROW! Okay?

1st day of diet:
Alright, so today's the day. Salads, water, and SMALL portions are my friend now... Yup, this is gonna be great..... I ALREADY feel the effects working now.... *stomach rumble* ...

2nd day of diet:
Sooooo, whatcha eating there, buddy? Ohh, that sounds good... Can, can I have a taste? Hmm? Oh that's right I'm on a diet, yeah, thanks for reminding me. I ALMOST forgot about it there, thanks... Thanks a lot..... Appreciate it....

3rd day of diet:
*thinks to self*
**I miss the non-diet days. Those were the best of times. There were so long ago, miss them so much... Yeah.
Oh, what's that guy eating? Man, that looks SO good. Smells amazing too. (is it just me or did my sense of smell get stronger? Diets make me a super smeller! This could take me places) Anyways, what was I thinking? Oh yeah, that guy's food. Is, is that a grilled steak? OMG, it is. Wtf, is *she* eating? Holy shit, that's a damn donut, she's eating a donut. BUT, I'm on a diet, not her.........

But she doesn't know that....

Maybe I can sneak a bite from her donut when she's not looking, yeah, that a good plan, secret agent style... Oh shit, she's looking at me... She knows my plan!!! SHE'S ON TO ME!!!! ABORT, ABORT!!**

4 day of diet:
Yum. Beautiful salad. It's just so GREEN, and yummy, and FILLING. *crunch* ...
...I should've stole that b!tc*'s donut....

I'm still so hungry. Just drink water... Lots and lots of water..... This isn't working...

FU*K THIS!!! Where's the food!!! Who's hiding the damn food!!?
*Eats like an animal*
Omg, this is the best food in the world! What is THIS, its amazing?? Mmm! OMG...

*gasp* Soda... I haven't had soda in like a MONTH!
OH! Cake! This is amazing!!

*someone walks by* "Hey! Aren't you supposed to be on a die-"
"F*CK YOU!!"

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1st day of defeat:
Why!? WHHHYY!!? Why did I do that? How could I do that to myself?? May.Maybe...Probably I lost some weight...

119.5lbs

WHAT THE F*CK!?!?! I *GAINED* WEIGHT!!!!!???
*sobs*





......The story of my diets.... Don't judge me.

Saturday night's party :)

This has to be the longest since I've posted something... Shame, shame. It's been, like a week...

And out of that week, the highlight might just be the amazing dance/party I had Saturday night! But the days leading up to that were just a entertaining too I suppose. Haha, it was a fun and LONG night... Lots of dancing, yelling over the music and not understanding each other (which I seriously love in parties :) ), epic poke wars (which I still think *I* won... You KNOW who you are...)...and, playing in the playground (IN dresses too!). Yeah, we're "teenagers"...

I had only ONE soda for the entire night, and apparently that was enough to make me hyper that I would get comments on how drunk I was acting... lol.  Fun night.
If you're having enough fun to be called drunk, without a single alcoholic drink, you know it was fun. Haha.... Thank you everyone who was there that made it fun! :)


I'll post pictures when they come out!!!