I MADE FIRE!

It's blogging time!!!
I smell like smoke; can you guess what I did like 30 minutes ago?
No I don't smoke.....
No, I didn't burn down the house........

I made a small campfire, FROM FRIGGIN SCRATCH!!! Yay me!! :) I'm so proud of myself!


I was bored with nothing to do. I've never made a fire before, and always wanted to (It was actually on my bucket list XD).  It's been dark and gloomy for like a week, so I haven't been out in FOREVER, and I thought I should "brighten" things up a little...
I gathered the needed things from my yard, and with some trial and error;....

I..MADE....FIRE!!!!!
There is like a HUGE black mark on the drive-way now. So if you do drive by my house, you'll know who's house it is now, heh. My brothers did "advise" (haha) me how to make a fire, and they were collecting more twigs for me.....


My first fire guys....

^This one looks so cool!! OMG!

The fire breaking off.That small dot is fire too         ^ To the right

I inhaled so much smoke XP (Sicky face) haha

OH! And there was this ROUND rock that I put at the bottom, middle of the fire, when I killed the fire, the bottom of the ROUND rock, was FLAT... Omg, so amazing! XD I MELTED ROCK!! haha!


~I MADE FIRE!!!! ((CastAway)) heh

Update...
I stand corrected... When I was cleaning out the huge ash pile, I found the other half of the ''Flat" rock... So, yeah... The heat cracked it in half... hehe, my mistake XD

Change your past...Change you present?

Hi my peoples! I'm really sorry that I haven't been posting... Life here has been slightly hectic for me and the fam (Family). But right now, at this VERY moment, I found some spare time, AND in which I actually felt like blogging. So, yay!
..

I've recently read a book that was very relevant to what I was thinking/wondering/wishing;

Don't you ever wish you could talk to your younger self?
Be able to tell yourself what you should and shouldn't do?
Advise yourself?
Fix your past?
Have a better present?
An excellent future?


If you could, would you?
If you could talk to your past self, what would you change?
Your present? Someone else's life?

...

As much as I wish it was possible, I'm not as sure as I was before if I would actually do it...
Like the saying goes,"Kill a fly in the past, and drastically change the future."


And you never know if that change is a good or bad one. If it'll hurts someone else. Hurt yourself.

But gosh, wouldn't it be just wonderful to tell your past self who you should have just avoided in your life cause they waste your time, waste your trust...
Tell yourself to study just that extra bit, organize your time more, prioritize your life.
Things would just be much better now. Or would they?

You would never know.





And that was my nostalgic post for today guys! (Insert happy note ending here)
..But seriously...

Hello my peoples! This post will be shorter than normal, as I have a martial arts class in like an hour...

So, I don't know if it's just me, but the first week of being 16. I cleaned out our fridge and gained like, 5 lbs... (some diet, huh?)
But I found this extreme eating the past few days, odd.
Like, why did the first days of being 16 just HAVE to be introduced to me, in pigging out and never feeling full? And it doesn't matter how much I eat, only an hour later, I'm starving again. Then I'll just snack til dinner, on junk food and sweets, and cookies. And whatever else I find in my way.

Is that a sign? The rest of my life will be consumed in stress eating?? So that means I'll be stressed my whole life!? Omg, just wait til college... I'm doomed....
And kinda hungry.


Ha... I just hope my next post will be more entertaining....

So there I am, just trying so hard to come up with a good, funny post to write for my blog, while my busy life consumes me. For the past few days I've been trying to brainstorm SOMETHING decent. Annndd, I'm outta luck.
Yes, my life IS busy, but not TOO interesting to actually tell the ENTIRE world (Okay, fine not that many people read this :( ... "Frowny Face" )... But I seriously have nothing. I feel like I'm letting someone down, anyone, at least myself down. I hate that feeling.

So, without something to actually keep me on topic, like an ACTUAL topic. I shall just blab.... (HEY! At least its SOMETHING! heh)

Tomorrow's my birthday, I thought I should be excited, but I'm just not feeling it. Tomorrow just kinda feels like another day I just have to survive, get through, put up with. Not my milestone of a birthday.... Sad.

I'm finishing up my LAST 'grade' level test. Going into college (...yay...)

I ate some Oreo's today.

I learned a 'smaller' version of Beethoven's Moonlight sonata. (Yup, I play the piano:) )

I'm making a video about how my day practically goes (It's exaggerated and sarcastic XD) I will post the link when I actually finish it... You know me, I'm a procrastinator.......


I absolutely hate this post, it doesn't flow and it just sucks and makes NO sense... But it's something at least.
I'm sitting on the floor, and my butt is numb. I'm tired...
I want more Oreo's....

Okay, I have this, problem (No, not the mall problem, ANOTHER problem...)
If you saw my blogger profile (If you didn't, LOOK AT IT NOW!), you know that I'm a BIG procrastinator. Especially when it comes to my school work...

I like to put it off.
Delay it.
Forget about it.
Ignore it.
Play around.

(If you're a big procrastinator, you KNOW what I mean...)

We've all done it, or are still doing it. Maybe some not as bad as others, or as occasional as some. Some of us procrastinate minor things, and most of us procrastinate EVERYTHING.

Me?

I put off EVERYTHING all the time. Even using the bathroom for God's sake!!
That's just how much I procrastinate.
My procrastination effects my life, it effects every second of every waking minute of my day...

Here's the day of a NORMAL person;

Wake up at 6:00 am.

Eat, get ready, whatever you need personally done.

Start studying around 8-9:00 am.

Eat around noon.

Do chores if necessary.

Back to studying around 2:00pm.

Finish studying around 5:00 pm.

Cook dinner.

Eat, clean up.

You're free 'til bedtime.(around 10-11:00pm)

Sleep.



Here's the day of a procrastinator...;


Wake up at 6:00am? Nahhh.
Wake up at 7:00am? Nah.
Wake up at 8:00am? Nahh.
Wake up at 9:00am? Fiiiinee...

Eat? I don't wanna!
Coffee? Sure, whatever.
Shower? I don't feel like it right now...

Study at noon? FINE! But I don't want to...
 Ooooh, Facebook. Ooooh, cell phone... Ooooh, Ipod... Oooohh, Twitter.... Ooooooh, YouTube....Oooooh, Blogger... Oooooh, a phone call... Hmm, I'll go to the bathroom. Okay I read a page, now I'm bored... TO THE KITCHEN!!!!! (2:45pm)

Lunch? I just ate, BUT OKAY! :)

Chores at 3:50pm? I guess I have to.... BUT, I need my ipod... (The Ipod distracts me... Chores take 2 hours...)

Cook dinner at 6:00pm? I'm hungry, so, sure...

Clean up? Nahh...

LET'S PLAY AROUND 'TIL BEDTIME!! (Around 1-2:00am)




Yup. That pretty much sums up my day...

Now, I've known this for a while;

...driving friggin' sucks....

It's a hard, stressful, nerve racking, blood pressure raising SPORT. (Yes, driving is a sport to me). And when you're the one driving, take that list above, and times that by ten....
But what makes driving absolutely horrid, is the annoying, dumb-ass, hard-headed, ungrateful, arrogant, selfish people driving next to you.... They're just plain evil and dangerous!!

You have;

The-tailgater
The-cut-you-off
The-I'm-just-too-damn-busy-looking-at-myself-in-the-mirror
The-I'm-just-too-damn-busy-texting/talking/using-my-phone
The-I'm-just-too-damn-busy-with-something-else-to-pay-attention-to-the-damn-road
The-drunk-ass-at-noon
The-hungover-dumb-ass
The-dumb-ass-drunk-at-night
The-dumb-ass
The-elderly
The-elderly-who-think-they're-still-young
The-newbies (which is kinda me XD)
The-one-who-is-too-busy-with-their-high-ass-friends-in-the-back.
The-I-actually-don't-know-how-to-drive-worth-shit-but-here-I-am-driving
The-"OMG I'M SO FU*KING LATE!!"
The-angry-as-shit
The-plain-manic
The-ohhh-look-at-that
The-mom
The-bad-ass
The-I-have-never-drove-in-America-before-...-why-are-they-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-road

All of the above equals about 98%


And then you have the other 2%;

The-I'm-just-going-to-stay-home
The-bus-rider
The-"I SHALL ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD AND OTHER DRIVERS, AND BE SAFE!!"


Sad, just so bloody sad.
That's all I can think of right now. But just let me go out into the road, and I'm sure I'll find a few more...

If you have encountered a new species of driver, please, enlighten me in the comment box below...

Be careful, drive safe.
And,

PAY ATTENTION TO THE DAMN ROAD!

You know the saying, "The pen is mightier than the sword,"?
Well today I definitely put that to the test.....

*Cue flashback music*

So there I was, writing in my notebook with my headphones in, just minding my own business. When this huge ginormous, man-eating spider came outta no where!!! Now, as you could imagine, I was scared for my life! The spider was trying to EAT me, as it was a man-EATING spider. I was trying to get away, but couldn't, and the only thing I had on me, was my very lucky pen. So I did what I had to do, I used my lucky pen to defend myself! Now the man-eating spider DID put up a preeetty good fight, but it was NO match for me and my lucky pen....

*Back to reality*

That's my story. Okay, so I KINDA exaggerated my story just a LITTLE.




My pen isn't really THAT lucky...


And so, the pen IS mightier than the sword.
That 'tis all for that......


.....


I went to the Mall yesterday.
And I must say, I have this....Problem, when I'm at malls.......

I kinda lose my self-control, and along with that,

all my money.


But I DO have a more beautiful (thanks Jim Carry, I never spell that word normally anymore..) closet. :) (I must put up pictures soon)

I now have; a new purse, more clothes, jewelry, an AMAZING blazer, and some hair accessories.

My money's down by half, and I'm still not rid of the shopping bug..... I really do have a problem.

I think I love this place, even more than I love my laptop...



And from my previous post.

 You all know just how much I love my laptop.

So this place is a big deal.

It's my home away from home....

The library.



And usually, the Library never lets me down. Except today....
I go there today, hoping to FINALLY get the books I want. And every single bloody book was checked out.

Those dirty heathens... They stole what I love most in this world! They shall pay. (Whoever checked out my books)
Today, the first ever in my history records, I left the library in vein. Fruitless. Sad. Empty handed. Bookless. Happy-less. And, kinda hungry too, just to make matters worse.......

And, because getting to the library is a rare occasion for this family (and I can't jump in the car and drive myself, YET!)... I'll be stuck bookless for a while.
I am an unhappy person right now. (Yup, I love books more than my laptop)




And, I'm facing another dilemma.....
I don't know what to do with my money.

I need to hide it somewhere so I don't spend it all just like *that*....

There's just so many things out there in the world that needs my attention or my possession!!
Liiikkkee;

MORE books
Clothes
Jewelery
Shoes
Classes
Glasses (heh, rhymes)
Make-up
Purses
Random sh!t that I might not ever use.
Clothes!!
Books!
Music.
Music...
More random stuff!


If you add all that up, and then subtract with the money I have now.
It equals me needing a frigging J-O-B.....

STUPID PIECES OF GREEN PAPER!! Why oh why did you have to be so wonderful, and SO DAMN ANNOYING!!
((It's funny how useless yet so needed and valuable money is... It's just paper with words, some numbers, and faces (((Which half the time I don't even know who's face))))


RANDOM!!
My other babies :)

Yes. All things that are near and dear to me are, intimate objects... ((They can't yell back, heh))

So, while I was trying to blog, my mom needed my laptop... Yes, she just had to use my laptop. And, as painful as it was, I gave it to her........ I was thinking, like, I have better things to do. I don't  HAVE to be ALWAYS be on; Facebook, Twitter, Blogger, YouTube... ect.
I mean, I have a LIFE!!      (No, no I don't... I'm a loser)
But, I don't need my laptop to live.

Oh, I was wrong.
.
.
.
So, so very wrong...



I had NO idea what to do.
I felt like my world was coming to an end.

....I was wandering around the house like a friggin' lost puppy...
I think at one point, I started tearing up....



And then, when I thought it would never come, I was finally reunited with my baby, my laptop. I swear, I thought I could hear that "Hallelujah" song in the background...

And that's when I realized....







.......I have problems........

So, to accompany the homeschooling post;
I was at a homeschool "school" (Can you say contradictory?) today and at lunch, I was given a late but not really 'late' birthday pressie!! And I must say, it was the BEST!! I loved it.
Guess what it was??

IT WAS THE MAGIC OF FLAVORED COFFEE!!!!

The moment I walked in the door of my house, I ran to the coffee maker... ((I use 'maker' cause I can't spell machine......... Oh.))

I was in tears of joy. Thank you, (If you're reading this)...You made my day. Haha, AND my parents. heh

And I killed the thing.
Literally, like 5 minutes, and it was gone.

So, you know that I love coffee now....

This was a random post.

 I'm hyped on coffee.

I HAD to show the world my gift.

Hi my favorite peoples!! (You're my favorite cause you actually take time out of your life to read this...)Alright, homeschooling is my topic today (I wanted to talk about my day, but it wouldn't make sense unless I introduce this.)

For those of you who don't know, I am a homeschooler... And I get asked the most ridiculous questions ever. Here are some of the most asked questions that I get... Each one of these have wonderful sarcastic answers, but I just can't list them all.

"Oh, you're a homeschooler... So, do you like, have a life?"
........Yes, I have a life...

"Oh, so you don't have a relationship, do you?"
No, I don't have a bf, not because I'm socially deprived (WHICH I'M NOT!), it's because I have my own morals... Gosh.

"OMG! You're homeschooled!? That means you don't DO anything! Like you can't even have a PROM! That is so horrible!! I'm SO sorry!!"
Um. Yes, us homeschoolers DO have our own proms, dances, outings, graduations (we aren't cavemen, guys...) In fact, I'm going to a spring dance in May...

"Ooooh, a homeschooler. So like. Um, that means you are like, uber smart, right????"
Well, if you are comparing me to you. Then yes. I'm smarter....

"Aww, homeschooled... That means you're friendless...." (I have a FEW responses to this)
Um, I've been talking to you for a few months, haven't I? Not my friend, I guess.
Wow, thanks a lot, calling me friendless, polite of you...
Yes. I'm all alone, there's no-one here beside me!!
No, dumb-ass, I do have friends. And you are definitely not one of them...

"You don't have Physical Ed."
Um, I actually DO... Are you calling me fat or something?

"Oh, homeschooler. Guess you not goin' to college then..."
Umm... Yes, I am going to college... And two years earlier than YOU...

"Homeschooled!? That mans you can do WHATEVER you want!"
Homeschooled doesn't mean I'm a lazy ass. But my life IS better than yours...

"Oh...You're homeschooled........*Awkward silence*"



So there you have it... Our wonderful generation of children (and some of these questions, ADULTS, ask me, sad, just sad).
Beautiful, isn't it?

If you are one of those people that ask these questions, then, God be with you... And see you at college...


*Music!*   "...Cause I'm all alone. There's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone. There's no one to deride me! But you gotta have friends!!..."

SO... A life lesson I had to learn the HARD way.....

...Don't pig out on candy ALL day, and not eat or drink anything else all day, then go to a hard core martial arts class. The effects? You pass out and almost throw-up your non-existent food...
.So, kiddies, what did we learn from this?? ((Working out is bad for you.)) A lot of candy is bad for you, eat in moderation. Drink water. Eat, *cringe*, your healthy food and, *cringe, again*, your, *gulp*, veggies........  o_o


Aaaannnddd!!!
Here are the gifts from my birthday!!! Love them all Thanks guys!!

My new scarf!! (I'm in love with scarfs, fyi... Especially when I realized that Dominic ((D-Trix)) wears them :)

Obsessed with him? Psh!!! Not enough I say! (Ohhh! That's another gift that I would've just LOVED...Hehe)

Make-up!! Can you say 'yay'? No, only me.. heh, jk...But seriously.

OMG, fedora. Speechless.

Snake ring. It's like you knew... (She really didn't though. ESP! Ha!)

I'm a happy camper... Really.

Music. I really couldn't ask for more.



And, there was a roll of duct tape. But my little brother (5 yr) wanted to test his theory, "Can a roll of tape float in a lake...?" .... -_- ..... So, yeah, one less gift.

So there it is!! My stuffs. Love it, once again, thanks everyone.

And some people left some stuff (about 60-70$ worth) at my house... I love E-bay....

I'm FINALLY over the after affects of the party Saturday ( I think)... It was pretty fun, and I guess you could say wild (after 2am though). We all kinda crashed at 7am. The gifts were awesome, thanks everyone... I've been pigging out on food and candy, and soda since then. (fatty).

And here's me and my bro blowing out our hazardous bday candles that were actually shaped in our new age... (our Birthdays are so close to each other, so we even share parties.....) I'll try to find some video... Bahahaha!!

Yes, those were the flames...

 I was terrified for my hair. heh. XD (thats a laughing face, FYI)

As you can see, it was hazardous, by all the smoke.

As you could imagine, the fire alarms went off (off?? ON.... Stupid English).

And around 2am, we played some soap opera thing, and I was the murderous whore of a Grandma of my not actual daughter that I plan to kill... (I think... That night is a kinda blur for me...) Yup, this is us when we're NOT high off of drugs or drunk...

..Which made us wonder, "...What would've happen if we were..?" .....

So guys, hi!! The party is today... (In about 4 hrs, couple of friends coming earlier though to help), so this post might not be as long, but just HAD to post something!!! Everything is pretty much done and ready, no decor though, not that kinda person (just more s*!t to deal with...) Except, we forgot candles, like we do just about every year, but a little too late to fix to day, haha. It's gonna be a candleless birthday (sounds like a good song).
I can't wait to see what kinda gifts I got this year!!! (better be something good guys... Or I swear, you're NEVER comin' to my parties again... Just kidding, but seriously.....). So yeah, gifts. I wonder. Some people know what I'd LIKE, but, literally IMPOSSIBLE to get (Heh... You people should know who are... ((well, if you even read this, 'frowny face'))) Alrighty, the short post ends NOW.
I'll update everything later, on how the party goes and whatever, and finish what I wanted to say!
...Oh, we're putting matches in the cake as candles. SMART!!!!

Alright guys. So, because I'm already through the second post, I can stop worrying about losing track of this blog (yay!). So now, yes, I know, this post is kinda early but I couldn't help myself and I'm gonna be kinda busy the next few days. So I won't be able to post something (maybe).

Post 3 ~ Day 2 ~ Same blog (wooo!)

My birthday is coming up soon (22nd!) and my party, a little early, is going to be day after tomorrow. It's gonna be WILD (yeah, I don't really think so)... But that means today, was major cleaning day, which kinda kicked my ass... I'm so friggin tired... Half way through the day I was *this* close to saying, "Yanno what? *Beep* this!! I don't need no *beeping* party! Cancel the *beep* thing!! Why can't MY friends come clean the *beeping* house! It's my *beeping* birthday! Why do I have to bust my *beeping* ass for them on MY *beeping* birthday?!?!?!?!"(Yes, I am potty mouth, sorry.)
But I mean like, its true, right? Why do I have to clean, buy food and whateverelse, prep, get EVERYTHING ready, invite people, host, THEN clean after everyone, on MY birthday? What kinda gift is that? I mean like, wow, thanks guys, best bloody birthday ever... Now get outta my house so I can clean after you then take a nap before I have to work -_- ... My best birthday will be the following; wake up = afternoon, house = someone already cleaned it for me (idk who though). Then I do just WHATEVER I want.....
....Or! Or better yet, someone ELSE host my *beeping* party for me......

Oh My God guys, guess what? (Who am I really talking to?) I actually made it to my next post!! (blow the party whistle!) I'm surprised in myself, ha. Whoa, so that vow thing worked? (watch me jinx myself) Huh, cool. (..10 months to a year later.... Yanno what I should do guys? Make a blog. Yep, that's what Imma gonna do (("Imma gonna do"? ..swog..)). And, and I'll keep up with it too!) Yeah, so, let's just hope that doesn't happen... I actually wrote the first draft of this post last night, at like 1am on my bed... (I can see an addiction in your future, Sam...) But it's a GOOD thing.... Right??

Post 2 ~ Day 2 ~ Blog (the SAME one. Yay!)

So, hi everyone (awkward silence). (who am I talking to again? And WHY am I saying 'hi' again?)... Hope you all like the blog so far (Really, WHO am I talking to... I doubt anyone is reading this...) ...*smacks lips together*, so... (I don't know why I'm making this sound awkward) AND WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY PARENTHESES IN THIS FREAKING BLOG??!... Bananas haven't showed up yet in here, but knowing me, they will. Or have they?? Alright, this post is PURE rambling and nonsense, and, and lame-y-ness. (I can't believe that I'm actually going to post this thing, that I wrote while half asleep, and not something better... Stupid me -_- ...)  Well, I hope that the next post will be better...HAHAHA!!!... Love you all!! (Who in the hell am I talking to!! And why am I saying that I love them??)

We are truly united. Our prayers are being answered, I'm becoming addicted to blogging.
Thanks guys! (Bananas!! sigh, no one is actually going to read this blog...)

Yanno something? I've tried this before, the whole blog thing, multiple times. I'd get through one, maaybee two days, and get through the first post, and that's about it for that blog. Then, 10 months to a year later the following happens, "Hey guys!! You know what I should do? Make a blog!! Cool idea, huh? OH! And I should actually keep up with it to, haha." Wow, deja vu. And again, here I am again, repeating the cycle again, again (deja vu), just hoping that I'll keep up with it, again....(again?). So, anywho. (Who? Idk.) I, Sam Schmidt, am making a blog, and vow to keep up with it. Ha! I vowed this time, I WILL keep up with it. (I hope)

~Post  1 ~Day 1 ~Blog (lost count)

I'm Sam, if you didn't already catch that, and if you want to know more about me (you're outta luck. Go away... Shoo) you can check out my 'About Me' thingy (which I hope I did update and fill out, heh) Sooo, yeah. Um, this blog will be about... Well. It will... It will be what I want it to be (a friggin banana), I mean like, I didn't sign a contract for what it should be filled with, did I? I never read that stuff that I say I swore I read and agreed with (Terms and Conditions). I KNOW neither do you... Just, we'll find out together what this blog well have (bananas?). I'm beginning to run on and on, rambling, babbling, blabbing(blogging?). Alright, enough.

Pray with me, and together, we, can help me continue this blog...Together.
Again, deja vu!!
(Bananas!)